Porcelain Christmas ornament, about 3.75 inches from collar to toe.

A little piece of justice for the teeniest swingin’ dick in the land.

Put him in a birdcage or next to the pickle on your x-mas tree, safely out of view.

Gotta keep buzzing, like a swarm of flies, so we can’t all be swatted away.

Happy New Year, y’all!