"Don the Con," #2 in the Swingin' Dicks series

(Dick Cheney being the inaugural Swingin' Dick)

3 & 3/4 inches of fun. Painstakingly rendered in porcelain.

Say your prayers. Do your incantations. Organize IRL. Hang the little sh*t from your tree. Biggest wedgie ever for the biggest Con and the tiniest little Swingin' Dick.

Hang him next to the pickle on the tree, or dangle him in a bird cage and hope for the best.