What a year, eh? Ring in the New with a banana in your hair.

In honor of the new year, and in spite of the bros, this is the first in my new line of Broettes.

My Bananafesto:

Broettes and Barrettes are Unisex! I swear! Because gender. Because gender is a construct. Because sex is complex. Because bananas are at once masculine and feminine. Because who cares? Because we should care. Because masculinity is a prison. Because femininity is a trap. Because both, and. And neither. And that’s easy for me to say. And it’s hard to say. And a banana was taped to a wall and sold at Christie’s for $6.2 Million and bought and eaten by a brollionaire. And I like Maurizio Cattelan’s work alright, but. Manzoni’s shit in a can was the real deal. Comedian is just kitsch.

Conceptual art is the new kitsch. Kitsch is the new conceptual art.

TLDR;

Originally $6.2 Million, now only $62!

Hand sculpted mid-fire porcelain with hand painted glaze and white gold luster. Original-French-factory-made barrette clip attached with durable, waterproof, decade+tested silicone, and archival ceramic epoxy.

Select from 3 sizes, as available. Each banana is a unique snowflake, hand picked for you.

If you have a strong preference for a particular banana within a size group, email me, but no guarantees on availability and first come first served.