On this particular banana I spotted an intervention of the divine— a constellation of banana age spots in the shape of the TRON logo.

(see enhanced closeup.)

Miraculous.

This special edition is marked down from the original $6.2 Million price because the maximum price Squarespace will transact is, sadly, just $1 Million.

Hand-pinched and carved mid-fire porcelain with hand painted glaze and white gold luster. On a 70mm original-French-factory-made barrette clip attached with durable, waterproof, decade+tested silicone, and archival ceramic epoxy.

(Yes, this is a parody. And yes, you can really buy it for $1,000,000)

Conceptual art is the new kitsch. Kitsch is the new conceptual art.